The Guy Inside of My Bed (hiatus)

Youngest Son: Dad,whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'? . Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million? . Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity . Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million? . Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy . Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million? . Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money! . Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionares but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard ! The Guy Inside of My Bed (hiatus)